The flutes are a cult
Percussionists are the cool kids
I think the tubas are starting a weird sousaphone tribe
The trombonists NEVER shut up
The saxophones are all damn sexy because saxophones
The french horns like to make animal noises
The color guard is a bit ADHD…. Maybe a bit extremely ADHD…
And us clarinetists, well, we just spit everywhere, on everything, and on everyone.